Finding the Balance

expertcosmotips:

justsomeapples:

expertcosmotips:

buy your dildos in packs of 50 at costco to save money

I’m unsure what it says about me that my very first thought was, “but are harnesses included in that deal?”

one harness, fits fifty dildos at once.

expertcosmotips:

seductively eat all the food in his house

expertcosmotips:

put trace amounts of heroin into your vagina so he’ll be addicted and keep coming back for more

cosmopanther:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

(Source: kawaiicornsnake)

bunnika:

fool-me-with-your-eyes:

infinitenap:

friendship?

This is Catie and I LMFAO

Okay so I never want to go out for ice cream, but seriously ice cream is better than antidepressants for me I swear.

(Source: enlaretina)

lavenderxrosemary:

Explains why a lot of new moms & breastfeeding moms crave it.

Oh wow this is the story of my life

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

stayceerantsandraves:

maladjustedxvx:

annadraconida:

This is an animal dying on a fur farm in China. It grew up in a barren cage the size of a newspaper, living off meat processing waste deemed unfit even for pet food production. When it reached adult size, it was yanked out of the cage and received a couple of blows to the head, after which it was hung upside down & slowly skinned alive. After the fur was pulled off over its head, the agonizing body was thrown onto a pile of carcasses, where it expired in the most horrible way you can (or should I say, can’t) imagine.

Besides bludgeoning, the killing methods on fur farms include gassing, electrocution, poisoning with strychnine, or breaking the animals’ necks. Most of these methods don’t exclude the possibility of the animal regaining consciousness while its fur is being… removed.

This is the true cost of a “fabulous”, “glamorous” fur coat or collar, not the amount of money on the price tag.

Smash the face of every piece of shit fur industry supporter out there.

People think I am lying when I say animals survive the “killing” process frequently.  I’m guessing that the videographer didn’t have to wait a long time for this shot.